Welcome To The ScallyWags
Pirate Comedy Show

The ScallyWags have been performing their acts of comedy and entertainment at Renaissance Festivals, private functions, Pirate Fests, weddings, conventions and more for well over two decades. Located in central Kansas, they are one of the longest running Pirate Acts in the U.S..

The Group does stage acts, sword fighting, improv comedy and more. They have been featured in magazines, books, radio, documentaries, television and they are regulars on the “Heavy Pork T.V. show. To learn more about the group and the shows we do, check out the Shows page, or join us on Facebook, and Twitter! You can also just drop us a line using the Contact page or email us direct at TheMadPirate@gmail.com.

Meet Our Crew

Little Beard

Biggin

Robbin Banks

Randy Bones

Frankie

Gather round me hearties,
it's time for a show

Peter Pan

Peter Pan

The classic story of Peter Pan, told by pirates! Yeah, you can see where this is going. In our version, the true pirate version, Captain Hook is the hero and Peter Pan is just some creepy guy in tights. This is an audience participation show which means we bring up a few memebers of the audience to help tell the story and share in the fun!
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Pirate Dating
Game

Pirate Dating Game

The pirate dating game show is our own special take on a dating game and it is a great time for an adult audience! We bring up a lucky contestant and have them ask us some questions. The answers we give are probably not what most would say, but then what else would you expect from pirates! This show makes a great bar show and has even been known to convert nuns to pirates!
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Bar Wars

Bar Wars

Picture pirates trying to tell their take on the classic Star Wars, hence Bar Wars! Enjoy the story of such great characters as Luke Guyjumper, I Begone and Dense Bladder. This story features some great off key singing by drunken pirates and a visit from the not so beautiful Princess Layalot. This is a great show for full frontal nerdity!
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Smoker Show

Smoker Show

Take a peek inside our Wonderworld

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